advertisment.................................

I personally have never really been disappointed by a product that failed to meet expectations most due to the fact that I buy CD's, band shirts and that's about it. It's pretty hard to screw up those two products so I guess I'll just rant about advertisments in general that I find ridiculous or asinine. First of all, the commercials for children's toys and trinkets and whatnot. I can see millions of white, spoiled, suburban kiddies being disappointed by the toy they got that in the commercial was being attacked by an animated dragon, it's plastic shell barely being charred by the flames, Then when they play with it, it breaks if you stare at it too hard and that's how they get 'em, they make the commercial exciting with bright colours and lights to confuse the child so they can annoy their miserable parents to buy it, which they do to shut the little brat up and whoop, there goes $80 that could have been spent on, I don't know, food. The second is commercials for Victoria's Secret, esspecially around Christmas time. When they come on I think to myself "is this advertisment or soft-core porn?" They just zoom up on the chick's chest and believe me, no one is thinking about how nice the fabric looks on that specific piece of undergarment (well at least guys). Now you might be wondering why I said "esspecially around Christmas time", well it's because of the slogan "there's no gift like one from Victoria's Secret", yeah that just makes me want to go out and randomly buy my gal pal a thong, isn't that just sweet. Which leads me to the finale of my rant and this one really brings my piss to a boil. Male enhancement pills. That just opens the flood gates of my rage. Why? Because it's pretty much saying "guys, no matter what, you'll never be good enough in any way, shape or form, so buy this so you're at least passable." Woman complain constantly and say things like we need to except them for who they are and to find beauty past the flesh, but guys? nope we can be rebuilt to adhere to their standards of attractiveness, what a load of anal waste. So I think you can tell, advertisers suck ass, to put it bluntly.